martes, junio 07, 2005

Besugos (Dos)

Un par de guapas mujeres se acerca hacia un grupo de siete adorables amigos. Este suceso es contra natura, generalmente ellos son la jauría que busca. Los jóvenes adultos comienzan a destilar feromonas. No lo pueden creer... Ellas vienen hacia ellos. Caballerosamente se ponen de pie e invitan a las dos féminas para que se sienten. Ellas aceptan. Como era de esperarse, empieza el protocolo: la presentación...
El Maquiavélico: ¡Hola!
Ellas: ¡Hola!
El Maquiavélico: Yo soy El Maquiavélico y mis amigos son El Llorón, El Loco, El Misterioso, El Creativo, El Traductor y El Guapo... Ah, por cierto, él es casado.
Ellas: ¡Ah! ¿Eres casado?
El Guapo: Ocasionalmente.

19 Comentarios:

Ku dijo...

En mi trabajo los "guapos" que viven en el D.F. (trabajo en el Edo. de México) cuando se pregunta por el estado civil solo responden: en el d.f. o aquí??

Иван Росэнбэрг dijo...

Ja ja ja.

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Guapolo casado. That's contradiction of terms.

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Ku dijo...

Hola!!! Y cuando podremos leer algo más????

Eh???? Saludos!

Anónimo dijo...

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Guapolo dijo...

Creo que es una respuesta inteligente.

Nash dijo...

¡Excelentísimo! Suena a la historia de mi vida amorosa. Je je je je je.

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